1. botherandbefuddle:

    zourrifying:

    reason to not become an adult

    • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

    my mom has invited me over for dinner

    my mom needs help with furniture

    my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

    my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

    (Source: stealmyghoul, via snuff-the-candle-assassin)

     
  2. thatsmallbluebox:

    my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     

  3. figydaflygon:

    okay but while those greek and roman words sound pretty scientific and all like “cephalopod” and we just go ahhh yes the scientific term for an octupus mmhm but can you imagine what that actually must’ve been like in greek:

    "yooo herod look at this crazy ass sea-creature. i think it should be called a head-foot" 

    (via snuff-the-candle-assassin)

     
  4. coolfatcat:

    dingdongyouarewrong:

    buzzfeed:

    Sometimes tumblr is perfect.

    HOW OLD ARE THESE SCREENSHOTS LOOK AT THE REBLOG BUTTON

    see in my day

    (via snuff-the-candle-assassin)

     
  5. dark-driger:

    Source for this pic is Mimza!!! I didn’t know she’d gotten back on Tumblr, my bad.

    (via drinkyourfuckingmilk)

     
  6. alienpapacy:

    initiating MAXIMUM OVERBIRD

    (Source: pinatasmashing, via snuff-the-candle-assassin)

     
  7. thatgolfwang:

    joetrohman:

    Steal His Style: benedict cumberbatch

    green alien suit (48.99)

    lmfaooooooooo

    (via themidnightbreeze)

     
  8. hikarukikuriki:

    holavicente:

    How to fuck with anime fans:

    Step 1) put a wig on your dog

    Step 2)

    No.

    (via snuff-the-candle-assassin)

     
  9. windwolf0097:

    dirtylittledamsel:

    this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

    (via snuff-the-candle-assassin)

     
  10. snuff-the-candle-assassin:

    itsstuckyinmyhead:

    ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

    capn-murica:

    missphanosaur18:

    capn-murica:

    itsstuckyinmyhead:

    rodent-with-wings:

    staragata:

    cupquakes-cause-earthquakes:

    WELCOME TO TUMBLR.

    Where the fandoms are made up and the pronunciation doesnt matter.

    Ridiculous, everyone knows it’s not jif.

    The guy who made it says it’s pronounced Jif and i love Jif peanut butter.

    I pronounced it as jif before the creator of the gif file told everyone it was pronounced jif.

    Jif makes no sense. The g in gif stand for a word that’s pronounced with a g sound so why the hell would it be jif?!

    G’s can make J sounds.  like in “digital”, “Gel”, “Sage” and countless others, so it’s perfectly okay to pronounce gif as jif.  plus, the incorrect pronunciation seems a bit harsh to me. 

    Except that the ‘g’ in GIF stands for “graphics”, which most definitely has the “g” sound and not the “j” sound… 

    i’m thinking that the maker is just sitting back and laughing at us as we argue

    g-i-f-t = gift

    -t

    = gif

    Tagged #gold