1. hi:

    beautiful words of motivation

    (via themidnightbreeze)

  2. godyes:


    (via g-retchenwieners)


  3. "The speed in which a woman says “nothing” when asked “what’s wrong” is proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that’s coming."

  4. vladtheimpalainvalhalla:





    The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

    oh my god

    i just do not understand this post what even



    (via themidnightbreeze)

  5. themidnightbreeze:


    Look upon thy death.
    William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act I, Scene I

    Pretty sure that pic ain’t from anything Shakespeare wrote. I don’t recall Juliet fighting Smaug anywhere in that play

  6. xysciences:

    Real life visualization of a magnetic field.

    [Click for more interesting science facts and gifs]

    (via 3dpancakes)

    Tagged #holy shit
  7. pauladeenandporn:

    when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

    (Source: watchthefirefliesdance, via themidnightbreeze)


  8. iapollogise:

    I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

    (via themidnightbreeze)


  9. earthtonataliee:



    I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained

    "Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."

    Awww, how cute

    I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…

    *tumblr collectively laughs*

    (via daffokil-me)


  10. wanksclub:

    my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

    (Source: wanksclub, via bitsofitall)